Weirdest sex toys
Get ready for the weirdest sex toys you can find on Amazon. Foot fetishes are very common and perfectly fine so it makes complete sense that there are toys out there to satisfy these desires. Putting a dick inside of a foot is just a lot to handle psychologically for me. This silicone Foot Fetish Left Foot thas a sculpted vagina masturbator on the sole of each foot. I may be missing out on something here because there are a lot of these toys including some with the vulva in the ankle. How about bringing a little pink glass tentacle into bed with you?
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From bacon condoms to monster-shaped vibrators, we bring you the funniest and downright weirdest items in the world of sex toys. Nope, we don't mean the kind that makes you slimmer! This rather painful looking gadget heightens your sensitivity and pleasure by increasing, er, labia size with the use of the pump. Don't get us wrong, we love a bacon bap as much as the next person, but seriously? Hmm, tasty? Or tasteless? We don't know about you, but we reckon there's something a little creepy about a duckie vibrator that resembles your bath-time toys as a kid.
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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Hedonism got way out of a hand when the internet came along and the sex toy market exploded like, well, a bukkake video. Where once it was simple shoulder massagers and turkey basters that had to be adapted to nefarious purposes, nowadays anything you can think of and probably a few dozen things you could never think of are out there to give some lonely shut-in the pleasure they can't get from molesting a damp slice of bread.
Once we started doing some research on sex toys, we realized that we lived in a sexual bubble. From rubber ducky personal massagers to dildos that look like they belong in an art gallery, some of these toys you truly have to see to believe. Hopefully some of these weird sex toys will allow you to do just that.